Well, Sam's not really mine to trade, although I'll pass the message along. Uh...and without bursting your bubble (because who knows what forms Sam can take), he's small, blue-ish gray, bulbous, and looks vaguely froglike, with spindly arms.

So, if you were thinking the hot blonde from Pinnochio, that's probably outside his range.

My muse seems to be into him, though, so maybe he's got hidden depths.