The day when bunnies rise from the dead to consume flesh...

Happy Zombie Bunny Day!!!!!!!!


Today is the day when bunnies the world over rise from the dead to become egg-eating zombies. This is a horror of gothic proportions, because as we know, bunnies eat carrots and cabbage and sometimes calabashes (I think that's a kind of melon). They are *not* supposed to eat chicken-derived proteins like eggs! It's unnatural, it's carnivorous, it's stealing future chickens from the mouths of foxes!!

So, in order to bound this event, so that it may only happen in proscribed and specific circumstances, Zombie Bunny Day was created. On this day, bunnies get to release whatever repressed zombie cannibal urges they might have, so that they don't bottle it up too much and eventually go on a zombie rampage and decimate the future chicken population.

We say to you all, on this happy Zombie Bunny day, to release your inner zombie bunny, and to fete any zombie bunnies you might know, so that they don't become some "return of the repressed" menace to society as we know it.

and have a happy Zombie Bunny Day!!!

kitsune
with SACK since 1971

(Save All Chickens' Kids)