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Rhymes with Bannister...

Your Score: House Lannister

63% Dominant, 36% Extroverted, 63% Trustworthy

Confident. Dangerous. Unrelentingly sexy. The master of all you survey, you are of House Lannister.



You are a dominant personality—and how! When someone asks “and who are you, the proud lord said, that I should bow so low?” your response is probably, “FUCK YOU! I’m a fucking LANNISTER, that’s who the HELL I am!” And then you’d pimp-slap them with your golden hand. All joking aside, you view leadership as your natural, god-given right; it is a trait, just like your golden curling hair and irresistible sex appeal. It’s who you are—a Lannister.



You are introverted, meaning that you prefer to keep your ambitions and devices to yourself. Unfortunately, your personality is so vivacious that (despite all your intended secrecies) you are still a very obvious person. Though no one knows what avenues you will travel, your destination is clear to all. And of course, yours is a road to greatness! You have a magnetic, polarizing personality: people either love you or hate you. They also probably find you exceedingly intimidating. Their fear is probably well-placed.



Finally, you are trustworthy. Does this surprise you? Remember your unofficial motto: “A Lannister always pays his debts.” Though you enjoy keeping secrets and playing games, everyone knows you are a major player. Underhanded tactics are so expected from you that they don’t particularly count as untrustworthyness—it’s more of a family legacy than a choice. Your promise is as good as the gold that you shit.



Representative characters include: Tyrion Lannister, Jaime Lannister, and Tywin Lannister



Similar Houses: Greyjoy, Stark, and Targaryen



Opposite House: Tyrell



When playing the game of thrones, you play it balls to the wall.

Link: The Song of Ice and Fire House Test written by Geeky_Stripper on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

...which is what you bitches will be thrown over if you mess with me on my path to world dominance.

uh... or something?

The thing that amuses me most about this is the part where it says people are afraid of me, and with good reason. I've actually run into this on occasion, but I really don't understand it. I'm not a scary person. I'm wee. I'm polite. If I don't like a person, chances are I'll just avoid being in social situations with them so that I don't have to put up with them or be bored by them. This means that I'm not really all that vindictive. I'm so soft-hearted that I save spiders. Why do they all fear me so?

Comments

[oddsboy.livejournal.com]

Heh, somehow it makes sense. And on the whole intimidating thing, it's more that you have force of personality. One doesn't need to use it for people to sense that one has, hrm, wattage. I guess this means that, um, you'll have to push me out a window after getting me into polotics, while I'll, uh, have to cut off your hand? Or something? Why can't there be a Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder in GoT to make an 'Ebony and Ivory', like 'Vermillion and Off White'?

-RC

[prosewitch.livejournal.com]

I run into that too--people are intimidated by me upon first and subsequent meetings, they tell me, and I have no clue why. Just because I wear a lot of black doesn't mean that I'm all grim and nasty...