Where'd I put that damned pomegranate?

[teleidoplex]

Last night I had a very weird, but strangely sexy dream. I was on the run from my husband, who was the leader of this massive warband. I was hiding out in an old, abandoned-looking castle which was ruled over by a not-very-trustworthy Bandit King. The Bandit King was shifty, and not sexy at all. He decided to sell me out to my husband, but it was a trick and what he really was doing was luring my husband into a trap to kill him. So, my husband shows up -- alone, cause he's testosteroni that way -- and the Bandit King leaves us in a room together while he rallies up his guys to kill me and my husband. Turns out that what we really needed was exactly this kind of locked-in-a-room-together form of marriage counseling, cause within minutes we're fighting, and minutes after that we're making with the hot and heavy, but then I see that my husband is actually undead (I could sense it with my hands as they skimmed over his flesh... it was very weird, and terribly kinky). He knows it's a trap and that the Bandit King is going to kill us both, but he came anyways cause he loves me (aw, squish!). The only way we can survive is if I become undead too. The bandit king bursts in with his men and we make a break for it. We run through all these creepy rooms with ghasts and zombies and stuff while I dither about what to do, but eventually I agree to become undead, and then we get away and I'm this hot-ass undead Queen of this undead warrior legion, with this undead hottie at my side.

Which really all just indicates that I spent too much time playing WoW in the Ghostlands last night.

Goes off to make myself a Forsaken...

Comments

[d-c-m.livejournal.com]

That's a hot dream. Sounds like a fun short story to me. ;)

[moonandserpent.livejournal.com]

Once you've gone undead, you never go back.

[lyl-devil.livejournal.com]

Wow, it's been a while since I've had a dream like that (and mine involved cannibal kangaroos - don't ask).

Also, having an undead hottie hubby is just made of win!

[bugsy-siegel.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday.