Ninjas are better than Pirates, but Pirate-Ninjas aren't bad...

[teleidoplex]

The most ninja-like of all pirates!


You Are A Highwayman!


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Highwaymen are the most ninja-like pirates (making them the best type of pirates) cause their clothes are always clean and snappy, they have good teeth and bathe regularly, their dashing romance usually includes romancing the girls instead of raping them, and they have the oddly ninja-like ability of riding out from the darkness and robbing their prey (kissing the heartstruck girl in the process) before disappearing once more into the shadows. Plus, they have the best poem ever written.

Mmmm...yeah, I'd "Stand and Deliver" for a highwayman any day.

Long live Alfred Noyes!

Comments

[coyotewatches.livejournal.com]

Now hold yer mounts there lass...
I think that yer bein' a bit rough on us pirates! I've known a few highwaymen that were just as much a low-down cur as some of my more barnacled mates! As fer fact, I know of some that would surely not be up fer romancing a fine wench they find along a crossroads!

I'm just stickin up fer the other fine gentlemanly pirates like meself. We ain't all bad, darlin. And some of us arrhhh better then them highwaymen. Of course, some of us are worse...

Arrhhhhhhh...

*passes the rum*

[teleidoplex]

Hmm...and that's another thing I appreciate about highwaymen that pirates are seriously lacking. A respect for the english tongue that makes them unwilling to murderously dismember it.

I mean, call me silly, but I find a smoothly delivered, "Sweet Lady, I will be happy to leave you your dear mother's locket, but in return I'm afraid I must rob you of a kiss" vastly more attractive than a barely intelligible "Arrrgh wench, 'owd ye be liken to shiver me timber, arrr"

[gollumgollum.livejournal.com]

Long live Phil Ochs!1