The solution to that age-old debate of Pirates vs. Ninjas

[teleidoplex]

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What is Your Destiny? by Valcion
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What is Your Destiny? by Valcion
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What is Your Destiny? by Valcion
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What is Your Destiny? by Valcion
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So, what is the sordid tale that these quizzes tell? They tell us that some day in the far future, a pirate will fall in love with a saucy wench, but that this true love will ultimately lead to the death of all pirates, along with their weakness for zombie monkeys.

And what nobody will ever know is that twenty years earlier, a ninja put this long-term assassination plan (the goal of which was to save all humanity) into motion by genetically engineering the perfect pirate wench, thereby luring the archnemeses of ninjas to their deaths, and saving humanity from scurvy, broken english, and stinky cabin sex.

Go Ninjas, go ninjas.

Comments

[bneuensc.livejournal.com]

You just made my morning.

[teleidoplex]

Naturally. It is in the nature of Ninjas to make people's mornings. And if it involves getting rid of pirates, so much the better.

Ninjas -- a full-service profession

[ombriel.livejournal.com]

BWHAHAHA!

[moonandserpent.livejournal.com]

Vitamin C protects the world from Scurvy. Unless, of course, you mean that Ninjas, like Oranges are rich in Vitamin C.

[ellegua.livejournal.com]

They're also full of delicious candy.

[teleidoplex]

See my upcoming post on scurvy. I just spent an entire 2.5 hour class learning about the pathological effects of scurvy. Why anyone would want to get nookie from someone with scurvy is beyond me. Oh, and lots of things have more vitamin C than oranges -- tomatoes, spinich, broccoli, potatoes, ninjas, gin gimlets (and they protect you from malaria, too!), etc.

[coyotewatches.livejournal.com]

I may have said this before... I think my face was dripping cream pie... but...

I love you.

Thanks for the hearty laugh!!!!