Get ready for your monday morning heart attack!

[teleidoplex]

I have just realized that there is one pirate...ONE, in all the world of real or fiction, that I would gladly allow to board me (not that he would ever use such coarse language. He is a gentleman even when he is a knave).

Captain Hook.

He's dreamy. Well-spoken, a snappy dresser, and given his attitude towards children, you'll never have to ask him twice to wear protection.

And they're finally doing the potential hotness of Hook justice in the new Peter Pan movie

Jason Isaacs (Lucius Malfoy) as Captain Hook.

Must...resist...urge...to...convert.

D'ya think Hook would be willing to put Pirate/Ninja differences aside to ravish a ninja who assassinated Peter Pan? Or is the Pirate/Ninja rivalry stronger than the Hook/Pan rivalry.

Hrm.........

Comments

[selenya.livejournal.com]

I say go for it. ;) Once that Pan kid is out of the way, the Lost Boys can finally grow up and turn into the hotties they're destined to be...


Er..did I say that out loud? *evil grin* While you're at it, can you get rid of Wendy too?

[moonandserpent.livejournal.com]

I'm... so very disapointed.

I mean if manners, flair, and hygine are all it takes, why not the Dread Pirate Roberts as well? Hell, he's half-Ninja.

[teleidoplex]

As has been discussed in detail before, Roberts is all ninja. The pirate thing is just a clever guise to get closer to his prey.

Hook, on the other hand, is all pirate. Nothing ninjastic about him, yet he somehow manages to pull off piratical with a suave sophistication worthy of the best ninja.

Yeah, he's my kind of pirate. *Sigh*

Stupid Peter Pan.

[moonandserpent.livejournal.com]

That's right, I forgot about the Roberts thing. (Must have been Ninja mind tricks.)

Eh. I don't see the Hook thing. But then again, the closest I've ever come to swooning over a Pirate was Angelina Jolie in Hackers :)

[(Anonymous)]

Good form, Kitsune, good form. Why, if a ninja were to bring me the Pan alive, I'd make them my first mate. I might even let a particularly ravishing ninja such as yourself assist me in gutting the boy like the codfish he is.

And while this Isaacs fellow spent many an evening studying my mannerisms on board my ship, I assure you, my lady, that he reflects but a pale shadow of my charm. I suggest you fool one of those miserable pixies into flying you here to Neverland and experience the real Hook.

Your devoted servant,

[teleidoplex]

Woot!!!

Uh, I mean, appropriately kitsune-esque enigmatic smile.

Why Captain, I would have been more...discreet in my admiration had I known you had feelers out for a ninja who might be interested in taking on such a commission. And you may be assured that the thought of being your mate, first or otherwise, is a wonderful enough thing to think on that getting to Neverland should be no difficulty at all. Shall we discuss this more fully this evening over dinner? As you are so fond of codfish, perhaps sushi?

[(Anonymous)]

Indeed... Indeed...
I must say Kitsune, a ravishing ninja like yourself would most likely enjoy her stay with such a fine fellow as Jas. Hook.

May I implore you good Sir that if the lady does come over to your crew for a stay if I might be able to implore an invitation to meet her? I'll bring a fine dinner of vennison and well aged wine. I can sail my crew to Neverland and we can meet to the East of Skull Rock or anywhere else that you may find acceptable. Of course, that is, around the coast of the Indian Camp. They gave me such a dastardly hard go of it last I was there...

For such a visit, I might even help you with the Pan should you have need of it. Not so concerned with the boy as I am that wonderful and delicious Tinkerbell. I've heard that were the boy goes she is not far behind? They say also that with the proper magics, she can grow full size...

I await word,
Captain Rackham
Captain of the Otherworld Ship, The Black Eagle

[(Anonymous)]

And by the way, Captain...

I think I may have found the Pan for you. At least, it would be a decent place to start.

Don't worry, we're brothers o' the sea and I would never dare suggest anything like a finder's fee or anything...

Go here.

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

Good hunting,
Captain Black Sam Rackham

Shameless Plug

[princess706.livejournal.com]

See out and find The Lost. It's a collection of four comics set in the Pan-canon with a bit of a twist...

You can't grow old if you're a vampire. :)

Captain Hook and protection (From Devon)

[(Anonymous)]

I have a feeling he would ignore requests for a "Fish skin" and instead would perform the coat hangar abortion himself when the time comes. He's gotta be pretty accurate with that hook of his.