I have just realized that there is one pirate...ONE, in all the world of real or fiction, that I would gladly allow to board me (not that he would ever use such coarse language. He is a gentleman even when he is a knave).
Captain Hook.
He's dreamy. Well-spoken, a snappy dresser, and given his attitude towards children, you'll never have to ask him twice to wear protection.
And they're finally doing the potential hotness of Hook justice in the new Peter Pan movie
Jason Isaacs (Lucius Malfoy) as Captain Hook.
Must...resist...urge...to...convert.
D'ya think Hook would be willing to put Pirate/Ninja differences aside to ravish a ninja who assassinated Peter Pan? Or is the Pirate/Ninja rivalry stronger than the Hook/Pan rivalry.
Hrm.........
Captain Hook.
He's dreamy. Well-spoken, a snappy dresser, and given his attitude towards children, you'll never have to ask him twice to wear protection.
And they're finally doing the potential hotness of Hook justice in the new Peter Pan movie
Jason Isaacs (Lucius Malfoy) as Captain Hook.
Must...resist...urge...to...convert.
D'ya think Hook would be willing to put Pirate/Ninja differences aside to ravish a ninja who assassinated Peter Pan? Or is the Pirate/Ninja rivalry stronger than the Hook/Pan rivalry.
Hrm.........