Their Love is so Pure

[teleidoplex]

Well, in my depression, I tried to see if there was anybody who had taken "make love, not war" to its natural and logical conclusion. Check this out:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/fadingembers/108717.html

There isn't a lot of Hussein/Bush slash rpf out there (this was the *only* one I found), but I think maybe there should be.

kitsune
feeling oddly better

Comments

[moonandserpent.livejournal.com]

a) Why are you depressed? *hug* Allow me to tell you how awesome I think you are this evening.

b) Here's Grant morrison's take on "Make Love, Not War" circa Sept 2001:

"Or...here's my favourite solution, which would actually be much more effective than any other but who's going to listen to a loony peacenik like me ?

We bring bin Laden back to the U.S. for trial and BEFORE locking him up, we keep him in house arrest.... IN THE PLAYBOY MANSION!

Can you imagine how rapidly and thoroughly bin Laden's fanatical following would collapse if they saw pictures of him sipping cocktails by the poolside, surrounded by bikini-clad airheads ?

Can you imagine him trying to espouse his fundamentalist doctrines to a gigling gaggle of sexy Playmates ?..

"You don't understand. This is jihad! Holy war against American imperialist hegemony."

Blank stares from six perfect pneumatic blondes.

"Wow! You're so cool! You're rilly, like, a famous terrorist ? That is sooo cool! Would you like a blow job ?"

"ALLAH AKBAR!!!!" screams Osama as all his dreams come true in a welter of flying cum and breast enhancements.

Subject the brutal bastard to the very best that the capitalist, hedonist western democracies have to offer. Give him endless offers of soapy tit fucks and baby-oiled five-in-a-bed romps and believe me, after enough time, he WILL succumb. He WILL embrace the glory that is western democracy.

And when he succumbs, the pictures can be shown worldwide. Islamic fundamentalists need sex and drugs to loosen them up; Dropping bombs on their friends only makes them angrier, harder, stronger and more determined. They won't kill George Bush or Tony Blair but they will kill more innocent people like you and me in the next big terrorist assault.

If we turn this into a war, only the innocent will suffer.

If we absorb bin Laden into our sexy, decadent culture we can ruin him as a figurehead and destroy the effectiveness of his cause.

For God's sake America! Let Hef take charge and SEND IN THE BIMBOS! Girls with big breasts are much better at changing men's inflexible minds than men with big guns are.

I¹m VERY serious about this.

Let us remember the words of the old Band of Hope hymn:

'Christ! Has eaten the Dehhh-vil!
He ate him like a plate of soup!
Christ! Has eaten the Dehhh-vil!
And now he'll do the same to you!'

And think about what they actually mean."