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[teleidoplex]

I'm putting this behind a cut because it's not really work safe.



I think I'm being stalked by vagina dentata.

No...seriously. I've had the concept on the brain recently because I came up with a dentata story that I want to write (I'm thinking of calling it "Al Dente", though that may be in poor taste).

Then, yesterday I saw a girl walking around dressed as vagina dentata. This evening at the IMU I saw somebody who looked like the same girl, dressed in a Björk-style swan dress. So I stopped her, and then had the weird moment where I had to figure out a polite way to ask if she was dressed as a big cunt with teeth at the faire the day before. I mean, what if I was wrong? So, I asked if she'd been dressed as a dentata the day before, and she looked at me confused and said 'what?' How to continue? So, I kind of gestured towards my lower body and said, 'You know, with the teeth?' And she said, 'Oh! Is that what it's called? Yeah, that was me.'

So, I guess what I want to know is who makes a full-body fanged-pussy costume without knowing that the appropriate term is vagina dentata? And why does the concept keep coming up in my life this week?

Comments

[d-c-m.livejournal.com]

"Al Dente", though that may be in poor taste).
hee hee hee heee. Do it. And no al dente is well supposed to be the best. ;)

So, I guess what I want to know is who makes a full-body fanged-pussy costume without knowing that the appropriate term is vagina dentata?
Well, yeah, I can see that happening. Perhaps she is being called to do so and just doesn't know the terminology. Perhaps the universe had you run into her so that she would learn.

And why does the concept keep coming up in my life this week?
Hmmm.... I don't know. But I'm sure if you sink your teeth into it, you will find out.

He heeehe heeehahahahaha heee hahah!! Can't wait to read the story. ;)

[ms-sardonicus.livejournal.com]

Vagina dentata you say? Hmmmm...I'll have to remember that this Halloween. That being said, I'm wondering what the package with said costume had it labeled as? "Fanged Pussy Costume-One Size Fits All"? Your post made my day...thanks for the laugh!

[d-c-m.livejournal.com]

My pleasure. :)